Kaia

As self-appointed Chief Treat Officer, my responsibilities include conducting rigorous crumb inspections under desks and maintaining strict kitchen cleanliness standards by cleaning up any food that accidentally falls on the floor. I also ensure every employee receives adequate attention-distribution opportunities (preferably directed at me) and will herd them back to their desks when I can't find them so they can continue giving me attention. While I take my duties very seriously, I am occasionally required to snooze on the job to recharge for the next snack audit or attention-demanding emergency.

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